I once met Jontron

I
remember once when I met jontron. He was in Phoenix for a weekend and
was at a local Hungry Howies. He was in-line getting really impatient
for a pizza he had ordered in-store. Apparently he was supposed to be
having it with a friend or something but he was being really rude. He
would just stand at the register and constantly ask "WHERE'S MY PIZZA?"
while ecching whenever they tried to tell him it was being made. One of
them asked me what I ordered and tried to hand me my order, but Jon
tried to stop me. He basically said "I was here first, so I get the
first pizza". I wanted to protest but he punched me in the stomach with
retard strength and had me lying on the floor in pain.
He never paid for the pizza.